How to Work A Crowd
This scribble has a surprise twist towards the end. But you have the read the whole scribble to understand how the twist works.
Working in arts and entertainment, one thing to learn to tolerate is everybody’s a critic. You’ve sold out all season and standing ovations and still somebody says your work is shit. Some people make whole YouTube Chanels about saying your work is shit and you have no talent. But in our industry that’s free advertising and “any advertising is good advertising.”
For example, Bud Light scored world wide notoriousness for having a rainbow imbalance. At the cost of Bud Light’s customer's and investors. Nobody outside of the USA had heard of Bud Light before that. Pity for their investors. Which is something you all should think about, ethics. Put yourself in the shoes of your investors and your audiences. If everybody is happy, you will never lack funding.
Megan Markle is now trying to sue volunteer youtubers who keep her famous. But did she forget the rule of any advertising is good advertising? Not that you go out and try to get bad advertising purpose. If you do get bad advertising, you say Thank You. “Keep calm and carry on” etc. Allow yourself time to turn your PR around.
Over the years, Megan's created her trope and reputation of pretend princess, catty bitch and inept in business and society. It’s what Meghan has been famous for since 2015, nearly 10 years. She wasn’t a spring chicken treading the boards when she began this trope. Megan developed and honed her persona as the poster child for how not to make friends or influence people. She’s had 8 or 9 years professional practice. Of course she’d be expert at doing it in public by now. Marriage tantrums and gossip about her children are part of the show. That’s what sponsors are buying from her, that’s her product.
Did I mention something about ethics? Hiring Megan or Harry for anything insults all Monarchies who all work 24/7 for life for the people. Families that made many brands world famous and they didn't have to say a word. Think about your long term following, who’ll be there with you through thick and thin.
Seen the pattern yet? Companies hire Megan and get on the gossip map. Companies publicly fire Megan to get on the kudos maps. The companies call Megan all sorts of names to keep their kudos map listing. Note that sponsors and platforms still pay her handsomely. Megan handles her critics like a master. Megan’s critics are her free advertising that get her paid big buck$.
There's also the ethics of the audience, aka you. The more you click on Megan for being a bitch and hurting people. The more of a bitch and hurting people she gets paid to do.
I love a good bitch as much as anybody. To be only known as a bitch I found out is not healthy for me, or anybody. I had a brain injury and breakdown some years aback and I was duchess bitch for a while. Everybody was afraid of me and for me. My family, my friends,my show teams and their friends. Even my cat walked on eggshells. I also wigged out on the base player for the Killers.
Eventually I got therapy for it, got mostly over it, and here telling you about it. What made me phase back into the real world and fight to fix myself is I realize I hurt people. In this scribble I’m keeping Megan famous by writing about her ethics and a few lessons for myself. Yo see twat I’m sayin?
“Bitch please… I’m from San Francisco!”
